Two doofs Halloweenie Survey....

Do you ever Trick or treat for unicef? No, I never heard of doing this.

Do you have a kid whos birthday is on Halloween? No

Has anyone in your family ever died on Halloween? NO

Have you ever gotten stitches on Halloween? Maybe a stitch in my side from running.

Do you have a black cat? Actually yes, we do, her name is Lucifer.

Does it bring you bad luck? No

Have you ever given head on Halloween? NO, gosh you're nosey.

What was the WORST costume you ever wore? I can't think of one that was really bad.

Why? Dude, I just told you, I didn't have a bad one.

Was it homemade? Gimmie a break.


What is your favorite candy on halloween? Do I have to pick one?

Worst? The fake chocolate.

Do you eat like a pig on Halloween? No, not really.

Do you lie to your kids and tell em you "Have to check the candy for poisen" before they can eat it and snag all the good stuff? Nah, they worked for it, so they should get some of the good stuff too.

Have you ever just stayed online all Halloween night? No, you know I don't have service at home, and I sure ain't staying at work all night.

Have you contributed to our Halloween Blog? Yep.

Have you? ahhhh, I toldya so.

Imma smack you if you DIDN'T!!! Go ahead and try, Imma smack you back.

You ganna dress up this year? Yep

As what? myself

Why? Why not?

I SAID WHY BITCHEZ! I said WHY NOT?

Did you know that on Halloween you will be visted by three spirits??? Oh wait. wrong holiday.
Still, it could happen, prolly more spirits out on Halloween anyway.

Freddy Kruger or Jason? Freddy!!!!

Which ones scarier? Freddy

Do you believe in Ghosts? yep

Witches? Kinda

Vampires? Maybe

Werewolves? Not really, but it could happen

Demons? Definately, I live with one!

Chupa-MUFU-cabra? Tell me what that is.

What's the wierdest thing you've ever gotten in your trick-or-treat sack. hmm, don't know

What do you usually carve into your pumpkins? Different faces

Do you cook the seeds? Sometimes

Do you like the squishy insides of the pumpkin? Not really, they're kinda gross. I call em guts

What are you doing on Halloween? Taking the kiddos trick or treating

Wanna come to my party? I would love to, only the mileage poses a problem.

Get your ass over here.... (Bring some alchohol!) I would so love to!!!!!!!!!!!! Fo Sho